November 2011
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Can February march?
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No, but April may!
WIFE: Hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas. HUSBAND: Hello!? Electrician ba ako? WIFE: Edi pakigawa na lang hagdan natin. HUSBAND: Hello!? Karpintero ba ako? Umalis si husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
WIFE: Kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. So he offered to help in exchange of either sex or bake...
October 2011
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Trying to lose weight. →
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September 2011
87 posts
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When you rearrange the letters in the word...
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Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
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The owner of the Titanic said, "Not even God can...
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Pag binato ka ng bato, batuhin mo ng bulaklak. Oh...
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